The shit-hot DJ duo known as Bacardi & Cola has decided it's time for a name change. Several factors have contributed to this decision, chief among them being the advice of legal counsel. (I swear to god! Thanks, Robb.) Also, people kept calling us "Bacardi and Coke." Finally, I was always worried that those unfamiliar with our work would see our flyers/e-mails and assume the venue was advertising a mixed-drink special.
Now I know what you're thinking: Those Bacardi & Cola commercials are hilarious and you guys are similarly suave and white/black. And you're right. We are suave and we are the sweetest multicolored duo since the black-and-white cookie. Nonetheless, it's time for a change. And we need your help.
**UPDATE: The preceding was simply intended to be explanatory... reference to the whole black/white thing is by no means a requirement.**
So here's the challenge: Come up with a name for an unbelievably talented, mind-destroyingly sexy DJ pair with a mean case of rock 'n' roll-itis and a sensitive, chewy Britpop center. That's not so hard. If we decide the name you propose is The One... then you are a winner and your mother won't be so damn disappointed in you anymore. Also, you win a gently used vinyl copy of Ratt's Out of the Cellar LP.
The fine print: First off, we reserve the right to not use any of your suggestions, either because they all suck or because we come up with something better. Second (and this is really annoying), something fishy is going on with Haloscan and I can no longer see my own comments. So, at least for the time being, you'll have to e-mail your ideas directly to the management. Don't worry, the winning entry (and notable runners-up) will be posted here for all to ridicule. On a personal note, I hope a New Yorker wins because I'm really cheap and lazy and I'd rather not have to mail someone a fucking Ratt album. It'd be great if the winner could just drop by the next Low-Life to pick up their prize.
Okay, so... good luck. Remember, we're counting on you.
No comments:
Post a Comment